Saturday, January 22, 2011
This morning, I am full of questions. Very important ones. I thought I would share them with you. I tried to look up answers (on Google, duhhh), but it seems that people don't have the same questions as me. Before I ask mine, I will share what people who search google want to know...
Ohh, the things people wonder about. My questions are far more profound.
1. Why is greek yogurt whiter than regular yogurt?
2. Why don't they make more bib shorts for women?
3. Why does Wyatt let me pet him, even though every time I do, he gets shocked?
4. What happened to the Saturday morning cartoons of my childhood?
5. Why isn't there a grocery store closer to my apartment?
6. How much coffee is too much?
7. Why are legal pads yellow?
8. How do you get bike grease out of carpet?
9. Should I make beef stew or chicken tikka masala for dinner?
10. What brand of peanut butter do you eat?
Ready, answer.
Sincerely,
Kari
Ohh, the things people wonder about. My questions are far more profound.
1. Why is greek yogurt whiter than regular yogurt?
2. Why don't they make more bib shorts for women?
3. Why does Wyatt let me pet him, even though every time I do, he gets shocked?
4. What happened to the Saturday morning cartoons of my childhood?
5. Why isn't there a grocery store closer to my apartment?
6. How much coffee is too much?
7. Why are legal pads yellow?
8. How do you get bike grease out of carpet?
9. Should I make beef stew or chicken tikka masala for dinner?
10. What brand of peanut butter do you eat?
Ready, answer.
Sincerely,
Kari
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2 comments:
1. Why is greek yogurt whiter than regular yogurt?
2. Why don't they make more bib shorts for women? Women Don't Exercise as much.
3. Why does Wyatt let me pet him, even though every time I do, he gets shocked? His hair insulates the static from his body. He doesn't get shocked, you do. Also it takes 7000 Volts of static electricity to make you go "Ouch" i was shocked by 22000 plus volts earlier this week. I know because i have a static electricity meter.
4. What happened to the Saturday morning cartoons of my childhood? They moved to the Boomerang Network.
5. Why isn't there a grocery store closer to my apartment?
6. How much coffee is too much? 28 http://www.esquire.com/blogs/food-for-men/caffeine-overdose-120110
7. Why are legal pads yellow? It is cheap recycled paper (more yellow than white), yellow dye is cheap and covers the brown fibers, and doesn't show when you copy it.
8. How do you get bike grease out of carpet?
9. Should I make beef stew or chicken tikka masala for dinner?
10. What brand of peanut butter do you eat? Jiff
1. Why is greek yogurt whiter than regular yogurt? The type of milk it is made out of... the color of the milk influences the color of the yogurt
2. Why don't they make more bib shorts for women? Because MEN design the short for women and want to see you in stupid things like those briefs that make everyone's ass look fat no matter how small it really is.
3. Why does Wyatt let me pet him, even though every time I do, he gets shocked?
aww... he loves you...you are worth the pain...
4. What happened to the Saturday morning cartoons of my childhood?
I agree with Adam- plus-- disney chanel and I'm sure- a warner brothers chanel somewhere. and netflix. they are definitely on netflix.
5. Why isn't there a grocery store closer to my apartment?
they want you to plant a garden in your kitchen?? IDK on this one..
6. How much coffee is too much? if you aren't literally ricocheting around your apartment or having heart palpatations, you should be fine- keep drinking.
7. Why are legal pads yellow?
again-- adam-- so smart!
8. How do you get bike grease out of carpet?
I make my husband go fix it-- usually with goo gone, crying and eventually- moving a lamp over it.
9. Should I make beef stew or chicken tikka masala for dinner?
when's the tikka masala recipe going up on your blog
10. What brand of peanut butter do you eat?
I like jiff -- but also my favorite is the maple peanut butter or the white chocolate peanut butter from Peanut Butter and Co. (they sell it at the Giant in Lancaster- I can't seem to find it at our CRAPPY grocery stores in MD.
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