(PS, I'm having serious picture flipping problems.  Just tilt your head.)

If the bottle had had red swirlies back in the day, maybe I would have used it! 

Maybe I should explain to you why I am so excited about a cleaning product.  The other night, I made chili with some ground venison my grandpa sent me home with from Michigan!  It was DELICIOUS!  But that's beside the point... the point is that I started to get a migraine in the middle of the cooking process (it was just sitting there, bubbling).  And so when it was done I scooped some up, but was having the normal crazy vision loss issues I get with migraines, and had NO interest in trying to clean anything up.  So I put the ladle and a spoon on the counter, and went to bed (at 6:45).  The next morning, when I woke up, there was lots of dried chili all over the counter.  Uh-oh.  And THEN, I pulled out the 409 (in the cool bottle), which I got because my mom was in town and appalled (rightfully so!) that I didn't have any.  And I sprayed it on the dried up chili (and the rest of my kitchen surfaces), came back 5 minutes later, and PRESTO!, clean counters.  That smelled good.  It was like magic.

And I LOVE clean counters.  It makes me want to cook. 

Cleaning makes me happy.  Sad to say.  But it's true.  I like cleaning. 

And I like 409 to do it.  In the fancy, shiny, red swirly bottle.

Mom, you'll be so proud!